'Dick' sucked.
So I finally have something to post about. We had a girls night out last night. Me, Cyndi, Angela, Charlie, and Amanda all met up at TGIFridays for dinner. Charlie is on leave for Christmas right now and it was so good to see her. She even bought us all a shot! It was fun to be out with the girls!!! We went to see Fun with Dick and Jane. It was lame. There were a few laughs but over all the plot totally blew along with the movie itself. Amanda and I left after the movie but the others stayed to see something else. It was so good to laugh with the girls. I totally needed that. Nick has been sooo wonderful to watch the kids so that I could go out. He's the best!
Friday, December 30, 2005
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
My Christmas Letter
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at The Edge's Office party. It was Larry who spiked the punch with too much vadka. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like peppermint.
I thought it was funny when I put Bono's g-string on my head and danced the strip tease on the bar while singing `With or Without You'. I didn't mean to break The Edge's ipod and don't know why The Edge would accuse me of Adultry.
I don't remember calling Bono's wife a Slutty Fat Cow---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Allie's husband's amazing crotch, it was only because I ate too much of that peppermint bark.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's sun porch. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Graceful Wild Stallion and have me arrested for Streaking!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hot and sweaty. And I'm really not to blame for any of this skanky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and Nakedly yours,
Moe (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 4,420,442.42 bucks!
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at The Edge's Office party. It was Larry who spiked the punch with too much vadka. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like peppermint.
I thought it was funny when I put Bono's g-string on my head and danced the strip tease on the bar while singing `With or Without You'. I didn't mean to break The Edge's ipod and don't know why The Edge would accuse me of Adultry.
I don't remember calling Bono's wife a Slutty Fat Cow---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Allie's husband's amazing crotch, it was only because I ate too much of that peppermint bark.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's sun porch. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Graceful Wild Stallion and have me arrested for Streaking!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hot and sweaty. And I'm really not to blame for any of this skanky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and Nakedly yours,
Moe (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 4,420,442.42 bucks!
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Hell Froze Over. I'm actually posting something new...
20 years ago I was:
Playing in my backyard with my sister.
15 years ago I was:
I was best friends with Angela Morgan.
10 years ago I was:
hoping some guy would eventually notice me.
5 years ago I was:
Marrying Nick.
1 year ago I was:
just finding out I was pregnant with James.
Yesterday:
Had a bunco party at my house.
5 snacks I enjoy:
dorritos, brownies, chocolate chip cookie dough, bold flavored chex mix, jr. mints.
5 things I would do with a million dollars:
pay off my debt, buy a house with one more bedroom just down the street that has a view of Lake Mathew's and the city lights, Have another child, hire a babysitter so I could actually have alone time with my husband, buy my sister a house next door and pay for everything so she could retire and stay home with Beans.
5 places I would run away to:
Scotland. Then I'd take my Grandparents tour book of Europe and stay in all the places they did when they spent a month there when they were young.
5 things I would never wear:
Dan Price Shorts, a belly ring,a tongue ring, anything that exposes my stomach as long as I am still fat, and a Blossom hat.
5 favorite tv shows:
Gilmore Girls, Extreme Home Make Over, Survivor, CSI, Without a Trace.
5 bad habits:
shutting down when I'm upset, wanting to buy stuff to feel better, over eating,yelling when I'm mad, spending hours on the phone with my sister and my cousin.
5 biggest joys:
Nick, Abby, Drew, James, and Beans.
5 favorite toys:
Your mama, and I can't mention the rest here ;)
5 fictional characters I would date:
There's only one other man I'd date, and he's a rock star!
20 years ago I was:
Playing in my backyard with my sister.
15 years ago I was:
I was best friends with Angela Morgan.
10 years ago I was:
hoping some guy would eventually notice me.
5 years ago I was:
Marrying Nick.
1 year ago I was:
just finding out I was pregnant with James.
Yesterday:
Had a bunco party at my house.
5 snacks I enjoy:
dorritos, brownies, chocolate chip cookie dough, bold flavored chex mix, jr. mints.
5 things I would do with a million dollars:
pay off my debt, buy a house with one more bedroom just down the street that has a view of Lake Mathew's and the city lights, Have another child, hire a babysitter so I could actually have alone time with my husband, buy my sister a house next door and pay for everything so she could retire and stay home with Beans.
5 places I would run away to:
Scotland. Then I'd take my Grandparents tour book of Europe and stay in all the places they did when they spent a month there when they were young.
5 things I would never wear:
Dan Price Shorts, a belly ring,a tongue ring, anything that exposes my stomach as long as I am still fat, and a Blossom hat.
5 favorite tv shows:
Gilmore Girls, Extreme Home Make Over, Survivor, CSI, Without a Trace.
5 bad habits:
shutting down when I'm upset, wanting to buy stuff to feel better, over eating,yelling when I'm mad, spending hours on the phone with my sister and my cousin.
5 biggest joys:
Nick, Abby, Drew, James, and Beans.
5 favorite toys:
Your mama, and I can't mention the rest here ;)
5 fictional characters I would date:
There's only one other man I'd date, and he's a rock star!
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Wonka Vision
Nick and I made it out to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory last night. My biggest hesitation was Depp as Wonka after seeing the trailers. To my surprise Depp was awesome! I loved this movie! If your thinking about seeing it you should. It was a lot of fun and had many good laughs. Elfmans score rocked and Burtons direction was beautiful. I really enjoyed Himore as Charlie. I look forward to when my kids are older and are interested in seeing this movie.
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Nu-nee
Nick and I had a good time at the Billy concert last night. It is always so good to hear Mr. Corgan sing. I wished that I knew his new album better. Nick was able to get us wristband for good seats due to the ever growing baby James. There wasn't a bad place in the theater. It was a tiny place which made it up close and personal. There was standing room only on the floor and seating in the balcony. Thank goodness I didn't have to stand through it all! There were two opening acts so Billy didn't go on until 10:45. The whole thing started at 9pm. Nick really liked one of the opening bands. I thought they were dorks. Billy's new band mates were strange to say to least. They reminded me of the Nu-Nee's from the Saturday Night Live sketch. The chick drove me nuts. It made me miss the Pumpkins all the more.....The two highlights of the night were that James was there and came on stage to play a song with Billy. Billy introduced him as Jimmy from the former and future Smashing Pumpkins.( he either said former and future or former and present. Nick and I couldn't remember which was said) It gives hope to the reuniting of the band though. My favorite part was the last song of the night when Billy broke into U2's line "One more in the name of love" over and over again to close the show out. Pretty sweet. It was so good to have a night out together. We had an awesome dinner before the show and enjoyed being in L.A. for it has been a long time. I still want to see Wicked though. :)
Nick and I had a good time at the Billy concert last night. It is always so good to hear Mr. Corgan sing. I wished that I knew his new album better. Nick was able to get us wristband for good seats due to the ever growing baby James. There wasn't a bad place in the theater. It was a tiny place which made it up close and personal. There was standing room only on the floor and seating in the balcony. Thank goodness I didn't have to stand through it all! There were two opening acts so Billy didn't go on until 10:45. The whole thing started at 9pm. Nick really liked one of the opening bands. I thought they were dorks. Billy's new band mates were strange to say to least. They reminded me of the Nu-Nee's from the Saturday Night Live sketch. The chick drove me nuts. It made me miss the Pumpkins all the more.....The two highlights of the night were that James was there and came on stage to play a song with Billy. Billy introduced him as Jimmy from the former and future Smashing Pumpkins.( he either said former and future or former and present. Nick and I couldn't remember which was said) It gives hope to the reuniting of the band though. My favorite part was the last song of the night when Billy broke into U2's line "One more in the name of love" over and over again to close the show out. Pretty sweet. It was so good to have a night out together. We had an awesome dinner before the show and enjoyed being in L.A. for it has been a long time. I still want to see Wicked though. :)
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Smashed
Nick and I are actually getting to go out on a date tonight. We have tickets to see Billy Corgan(or the play Wicked if you ask Nick) in L.A. tonight. I haven't seen him on his own since KROQ's acoustic Christmas in 1998. It was pretty sweet to see him do an acoustic set. He even performed Rotten Apples. I'm sure I'll never get to see that again. There was a statement from Billy saying he is working on reuniting the Pumpkins. Here's hoping. It's going to be weird to see Billy and hear no Pumpkins songs. It's always good to hear the man's voice.
Nick and I are actually getting to go out on a date tonight. We have tickets to see Billy Corgan(or the play Wicked if you ask Nick) in L.A. tonight. I haven't seen him on his own since KROQ's acoustic Christmas in 1998. It was pretty sweet to see him do an acoustic set. He even performed Rotten Apples. I'm sure I'll never get to see that again. There was a statement from Billy saying he is working on reuniting the Pumpkins. Here's hoping. It's going to be weird to see Billy and hear no Pumpkins songs. It's always good to hear the man's voice.
42
We had Girls Night Out last night. Angela, Cyndi, and I went to see the Hitchhickers Guide to the galaxy last night. Several of us have read the book and had inside jokes and sayings from it. It was cool to see a huge machine pronounce that the answer to life the universe and everything is 42. Other than that the movie was pretty campy. I guess that's to be expected. I did get quite a few laughs out of it. Angela and Charline laughed a lot too. We all brought a towel along too. After the movie we headed over to Islands for a late dinner. It took us half of our time there to figure out the check....It was really good to get out with the girls. I need to do that more often....
Friday, July 08, 2005
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Thursday Bloddy Thursday
Well we spent the day yesterday with Cyndi and Paul at Disneyland. The kids had a lot of fun. I think Paul is still trying to recover from Drew's rasberry spit on his face. The kids are sure getting easier at places like Disneyland. They did really good last week at Sea World when we took them too.
I have to go with my sister today to get her baby circumcised. I get to hold him when they do it because my sister can't stand to be in the room. I can't say I blame her. I don't think I could be in the room when they did it to my son. I am the closest one to my nephew after my sister so I feel like I need to be there to comfort the little guy. I've heard it's much worse for him now that he is a month old compared to when they have it done when they are 2-3 days old. (He was in intensive care so they couldn't do it when he was a newbie) The nerve endings ae greater and so is the bleeding. I know I will probably cry for him. It can't be fun. And you thought your day was challenging.....
Well we spent the day yesterday with Cyndi and Paul at Disneyland. The kids had a lot of fun. I think Paul is still trying to recover from Drew's rasberry spit on his face. The kids are sure getting easier at places like Disneyland. They did really good last week at Sea World when we took them too.
I have to go with my sister today to get her baby circumcised. I get to hold him when they do it because my sister can't stand to be in the room. I can't say I blame her. I don't think I could be in the room when they did it to my son. I am the closest one to my nephew after my sister so I feel like I need to be there to comfort the little guy. I've heard it's much worse for him now that he is a month old compared to when they have it done when they are 2-3 days old. (He was in intensive care so they couldn't do it when he was a newbie) The nerve endings ae greater and so is the bleeding. I know I will probably cry for him. It can't be fun. And you thought your day was challenging.....
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