'Dick' sucked.


So I finally have something to post about. We had a girls night out last night. Me, Cyndi, Angela, Charlie, and Amanda all met up at TGIFridays for dinner. Charlie is on leave for Christmas right now and it was so good to see her. She even bought us all a shot! It was fun to be out with the girls!!! We went to see Fun with Dick and Jane. It was lame. There were a few laughs but over all the plot totally blew along with the movie itself. Amanda and I left after the movie but the others stayed to see something else. It was so good to laugh with the girls. I totally needed that. Nick has been sooo wonderful to watch the kids so that I could go out. He's the best!

My Christmas Letter

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at The Edge's Office party. It was Larry who spiked the punch with too much vadka. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like peppermint.

I thought it was funny when I put Bono's g-string on my head and danced the strip tease on the bar while singing `With or Without You'. I didn't mean to break The Edge's ipod and don't know why The Edge would accuse me of Adultry.

I don't remember calling Bono's wife a Slutty Fat Cow---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Allie's husband's amazing crotch, it was only because I ate too much of that peppermint bark.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's sun porch. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Graceful Wild Stallion and have me arrested for Streaking!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hot and sweaty. And I'm really not to blame for any of this skanky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Nakedly yours,
Moe (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 4,420,442.42 bucks!

Hell Froze Over. I'm actually posting something new...


20 years ago I was:
Playing in my backyard with my sister.

15 years ago I was:
I was best friends with Angela Morgan.

10 years ago I was:
hoping some guy would eventually notice me.

5 years ago I was:
Marrying Nick.

1 year ago I was:
just finding out I was pregnant with James.

Yesterday:
Had a bunco party at my house.

5 snacks I enjoy:
dorritos, brownies, chocolate chip cookie dough, bold flavored chex mix, jr. mints.

5 things I would do with a million dollars:
pay off my debt, buy a house with one more bedroom just down the street that has a view of Lake Mathew's and the city lights, Have another child, hire a babysitter so I could actually have alone time with my husband, buy my sister a house next door and pay for everything so she could retire and stay home with Beans.

5 places I would run away to:
Scotland. Then I'd take my Grandparents tour book of Europe and stay in all the places they did when they spent a month there when they were young.

5 things I would never wear:
Dan Price Shorts, a belly ring,a tongue ring, anything that exposes my stomach as long as I am still fat, and a Blossom hat.

5 favorite tv shows:
Gilmore Girls, Extreme Home Make Over, Survivor, CSI, Without a Trace.

5 bad habits:
shutting down when I'm upset, wanting to buy stuff to feel better, over eating,yelling when I'm mad, spending hours on the phone with my sister and my cousin.

5 biggest joys:
Nick, Abby, Drew, James, and Beans.

5 favorite toys:
Your mama, and I can't mention the rest here ;)

5 fictional characters I would date:
There's only one other man I'd date, and he's a rock star!